Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

The most exciting shag I've ever had was in the university library a few decades ago. It was titillating because of the added danger of getting caught at any moment. I remember I bit my tongue in my effort to keep my mouth shut while I creamed all ov...

Growing up, I always believed that I was born for two reasons: love to live and live to love. People who know me well will say that I am the straightforward but a very respectful person. I am not a hopeless romantic but watching as the sun set near w...

To have a cheesy penis in between my breasts is what I miss the most. I also miss a man's fingers playing with my skin to make me aroused. Most of all, the seductive look from a man's eyes is what keeps me awake at night.

Let me be direct with you. I am not a hopeless romantic lass who's looking for the love of her life. Who I am is a very horny lass who is in desperate need of some good fuck. If you think you can give me what I need, beep me up NOW.

I'm not here for friendship or a serious relationship. All I want to get from this is a once in a lifetime experience that will shake my dull and boring world. I am looking for a man who can make me do things I never once thought that I'll do. I am i...