Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

My wildest sexual experience would have been to get invited by a newly wed couple to watch them shag while I finger myself. This happened after a few drinks and we did hit it off, so of course I said yes. Long story short, I ended up joining them.

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

Having my arsehole stretched and fucked sounds like a delicious experience to me. I know that not all women are open to trying it out but I for one have been gagging to give it a go. I even try to stick a finger or two in on my own to prep myself for...

Moving into a new flat to live on my own is a big adjustment for me. Not just because of my age but also for the lack of companion. I would love to chat up with a bloke who can offer me interesting conversations and playful exchanges.