Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

To be jackhammered by a savage man is what I've been fantasizing about. Not sure if it will ever happen as men I've known are so gentle. They treat me nicely in bed. What they didn't know is that I'm up for some sort of roughness.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

Prove me that you're good in bed, and you'll receive the most amazing message that's only for you. Tell me how you want to jackhammer me with your sword. Make me dripping wet to the point that I can't control myself.

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

I am not the right one for you if you are looking for a committed relationship that could last a lifetime. I am only here to have some fun and fool around. I have no intention of having a man who will stay with me all my life. Send me a message if yo...