I'm a shy and virtuous lady by day and a naughty and whimsical chick by night. I always surprise my friends with how I can transform from someone too timid and introvert, into someone so spontaneous and gregarious.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

Even as I grew older, watching the rainfall still brings me joy. I would sit by the window with a cuppa in hand, the dreary weather is my little escape. I would be nice to find a gent who enjoys the dreary weather too. I know we could even find other...

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Twist my legs before putting your knob into my fanny. Mix pain with pleasure as we have a long adventure. Don't stop even if I scream out in pain. Punish me the way you want it if you want to see the wild side of this lovely lady.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?