"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

At the age I'm in, I want to find a partner to spend my lonely nights with. Something serious or not, it's fine, I just want someone to keep me warm at night. To make me feel desirable again, rekindle the fire that I might long thought died.

I have recently broke up with my boyfriend because his size is not enough to satisfy my lust. Size does matter to me, so if you don't have that huge penis, don't bother sending me a message. If you have what I've been yearning to have, message me rig...

A proper gentleman knows that bringing home beer, pizza, and listening to his woman is the best way to get laid. I am looking for a proper gentleman. I am not in a rush or anything to have one. I think it's better that we get to know each other bette...

When I was a little girl, I always dreamt about having superpowers just like the cartoon heroes that I used to watch. But when I grew older, I discovered that I, myself, also have a real power. The power to make men scream louder. Wanna try me?