Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

Romance should be present during getting off as it's the most important ingredient of a sexual union. As a lass with strong libido, I have learned how to mix that with unexplainable pleasure as long as the man I'm with has the same ideals.

To have a colourful life, similarities and differences should be present. I hope to find a good-looking bloke who's happy to share our interests and differences. Someone who's understanding and doesn't yell.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?