Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

I picked up the habit of smoking at a pretty young age. I have tried quitting a few times but when I get stressed out, I have to light one. Though I also found out that a great way to make the stress go away is to fuck a willing bloke.

I am easily pleased by the little things, meaning you don't have to buy me shit just to make me happy. I'm not too picky when it comes to guys. As long as you're fun to be with and fun to talk to, you'll definitely make it on my list. But, please do ...

Sometimes I am not sure if I am just bored or plain horny. There's this strange itch inside me that makes me want to look for a man who can scratch it for me. I am not looking for anything in particular. He just needs to have a huge cock that can rea...

What are in my bucket list? - To try skydiving and wingsuit flying - To get off at the beach during the day. I don't like nighttime. I wouldn't have a chance to enjoy my lover's physique by then. - To eat exotic food. Any recommendation?