Been on dating sites for a while, but I decided to stop and went soul-searching. The experience was something I'll never want to be erased from my hard drive or should I say my sexy brain. I look forward to having more good memories.

I'm not getting younger and I've already accepted that. But what I can't accept is the fact that most blokes are into the younger generation. I mean, why can't they just prefer a mature lady like me who can bring them the utmost pleasure and satisfac...

Wheelbarrow. Whatever kind of wheelbarrow position: lazy, wanton, kneeling, seated, standing turns me on instantly. Wheelbarrow makes me feel like there's electricity that runs through my legs. It makes me orgasm without notice.

It's incredible to see a man's chest twitch when my naughty fingers play with his muscles. That's not the best part though. What'll make me truly happy is when he'd use his strength to punish me for awakening his sexual senses.

People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.