Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...

This may hard to believe, but I only had sex with one person my whole life. It was with my late husband. He is my first, but I don't want him to be my last. I am still a lady who has needs that can only be provided by a proper man.

I am currently working as a barista but I’ve been considering a career change. My plan is to become rich before I become too old to spend money and have some fun. But I’m not saying that I don’t want anything fun right now. As long as it’s na...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?