Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Most would think that the reason I've signed up is to find a sexmate. While that's true, I'm not going to have a shag with everyone. I'm not as randy as other people. I love myself, and I have the right to choose the person to whom I should give my e...

I am here to look for a lad who can make me the happiest woman in bed. I want to find someone who will not only please me until I cum but will also cuddle with me until I fall asleep. I just hope I find that person any time soon.

In love with the colour green because it represents nature. To relax and connect with the universe, I go camping or backpacking. Apart from that, I go fishing (fish is undeniably scrummy) or feeding birds.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

My late husband has always treated me well but now I am ready to dip into the pond and find a lad guide me thru new adventures in life. I have to be honest and say that I'm also anticipating a lot of debauchery, particularly in bed.