Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

If you keep staring at my profile without planning to message me, how would I know that you like me? Come on, I may look intimidating, but the truth is I'm a very sweet lady with so much in store for you.

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...

I don't have any problems with being watched while wanking. Never did when I was young and never will now that I'm older. Having lustful eyes on me is one of the best feelings, it gives me the prelude to an intense orgasm that is sure to make me bone...