Being all by myself helps me think about my goals clearly. On the flip side, it has also kept me awake at night. When I'm wide awake, I have vivid images of me and another person kissing passionately on the kitchen countertop.

Let me be the best thing to happen in your life. I am sure you will never regret sending me a message. I have a lot of things we can talk about. My experience in pleasing a man is nothing to scoff at, either. I am sure you will enjoy learning more ab...

Don't be too overconfident in yourself. There is a thin line separating confidence and arrogance. You should never cross that line if you want to be with me. Let your actions speak louder than your words. Don't just tell me that you admire me. You sh...

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

Here is the only thing you need to know if you want to have a chat with me. Regular topics bore the hell out of me. I will not hesitate to ignore your messages if the only things you know to talk about are the weather, politics, and religion. We are ...

Tired of sending messages to women who seen zone you? Tired of chatting with ladies who are conservative? Hoping for a drastic change in your life before your penis retires? I'm here for you. I like men who are really dirty.