Watching YouTube videos after waking up in the morning. Usually, the funny ones or about cooking stuffs. Sometimes, about fashion or make up. I make it a habit to watch at least one that can either make me laugh or learn something.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Extremely interested in anal sex and having multiple partners. Threesomes or more can make the game more exciting. When I've tried having sex with two or more partners, I never dream of going back to having just one partner.

I've been sidelined for too long that I am starting to forget how to play the game. I am looking for someone who can show me the ropes again. I hope my age doesn't become an issue. I may be old, but I am still as wet as horny as ever.

I'm one call away even if it's inconvenient for me, so I'm looking for a man who'll do the same for me. I appreciate someone who's there when the shelf is too high for me to reach or when I'm trapped under a bookcase.

I'm just a newbie here and I really think it would be nice if the bloke that I'm going to find here is someone who has natural flirting and dirty talking skills which will be really helpful whenever I am in the mood to wank.