The most scandalous thing that I got myself into was shagging my son's mate in the kitchen when he stayed over for the night. It's been years ago but that was when I started to prefer younger blokes to satiate my sexual needs.

I love taking on the role of a stepmother who caught her stepson in the act of beating his bishop. If he looks like he's having trouble then I would do what anyone would, jack him off until he makes a mess of himself.

It seems like time passes by so fast, yet I'm not too worried. I want to seize every opportunity I can, may it be shagging a young buff bloke or buying a lottery ticket when I feel particularly lucky. Things in life come and go, best to make the most...

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

It's a tad frustrating to be old and horny at the same time. I've been single for so long that I seem to have forgotten what it's like to be with a man. I hope there is someone here who can let me remember what it feels like to be fucked hard again.

People expect women my age to sit around, host tea, and gossip about scandalous things. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'd rather sit on a fit bloke's lap and grind myself against him until I'm ready to take his cock in my cunt.