I know that I am old but I hope that I'm not yet old enough for this kind of place. Anyway, I only came here to find someone who can make me feel genuine bliss under the sheets. I desire someone who can make me cum before I can say knife.

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Witty banters with young lads make my heart melt and my cunt wet. I always tell the young lasses to go for the ones with big brains rather than the ones with big packages. Even a woman of my age loves blokes who are good with words as well as their p...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Back in the dating game. Or should I say sexting game. I don't have plans of dating. I'm not other ladies who make false promises that's why I'm telling the truth. Your heart is too precious, I can't afford to hurt it. Unless if it's the arrow of cu...

I used to be scared of random strangers, but now, I enjoy talking and flirting with people I don't know. Some of my most memorable orgasms came from someone I barely know. I don't even bother to ask the name of some of them. My body wants to remember...