As a woman who loves being shown affection, receiving a massage is the quickest way to get into my pants and knickers. The warm oils slathered onto my skin along with slightly calloused yet gentle hands. Feeling the tension slowly leave my body and m...

I'm not young anymore but I wouldn't call myself an old hag either. I fall comfortably in the middle of it all. I still try to do my best to have fun on the weekends and try to find a lad to devour at the end of the night.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.

Possessing mesmerizing eyes, let me take you away to a place where there are only the two of us. Allow me to kiss your soft skin; let my hands explore your chest while your strong fingers are in between my thighs.

I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.

Am I the only one who has lots of filthy things in mind? Whether I'm in bed or in a pub, my mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that I can't control. This is probably the effect of not having a shag for a quite a while. Have you got the same feeling?