The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

I might be a tad older than you, but I hope it doesn't matter. For me, age is nothing but a number. Let's forget how old we are, and just have fun fucking each other from dusk till dawn. If this sounds like a great idea for you, then send me a messag...

Edging myself is the only way to assure that my orgasms would be magical. When I feel like I am close to creaming in my knickers, I stop touching myself. I only give in when I am frustrated as bloody hell and just start rubbing my clit furiously. I ...

Easygoing and not always finding things to worry about is the type of gentlemen I seek. Even in bed, I love having lazy sex in the morning or waking up to their head between my thighs as they eat me out as their breakfast.

Let's not talk about me, rather I want you to picture me in a tight blouse, buttons barely keeping it closed and tits about to spilling-out. A black pencil skirt, so form-fitting that when I turn around you can see how perky and supple my arse is. Re...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...