Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

When I was younger, I believed in fairytales and in love. But as I became older, I realized that those two are full of shit. No, I am not bitter. I guess now I just know better than to be deceived by love.

I am a delightful lass who is easy peasy to please. All you have to do is say something that will make my bad days better and my good days even better, especially my nights under the sheets. Are you up for the challenge?

There's something about men who smell nice that makes me want to fuck them on the spot. I am not sure if I am just a naughty and horny bint or there's a loose screw in my head. What do you think? Is it wrong for me to crave a man with a nice odor?

I may have long outgrown going to pubs and clubs to drink the night away but I still have fun in a more tasteful way. Grabbing a bottle of while and settling down with my vibrator is how an aging lady like likes to spend her nights. No wallowing in s...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.