Still working in the office at my age, I found it rather flattering and very surprising that gents half my age put effort into flirting with me. I've even had a few snogging sessions in the office bathroom with a number of them. Some I took home and ...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I'm what you would describe as a naughty-naughty miss packed with sensuous agendas. My world revolves around owning pleasure, feeling sensual and making men rhapsodise over my sexy, yet hard-to-get body.

This maybe an overstatement, but I forget my name when a lad pulls my hair while grinding inside me. Some men are afraid of going overboard because they think that every woman is the same. The thing is I'm not every woman.

People describe me as a gorgeous lass who seems to be really sweet and nice. But looks can be really deceiving, right? I am not really sweet nor nice because I am the complete opposite of that. I am a very bad and naughty lass who just wants to be fu...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?