Treat me like I am young again, and fuck me like you don't give a damn about my body. I miss the days when men go after me everywhere I went. I feel like I might need to beg to be fucked nowadays because only a handful of men knows the real pleasure ...

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

A lot of experience and a lot to share. Having been around for as long as I have, I learned a few things and unlearned them too with the number of partners I have slept with. I'm an old slag and I take pride in it, especially that I'm having the time...

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Whatever I wear - loose or fit - you'll notice my big boobies. I have natural 36DDs that are plump even without my bra. I need to tell you that no one has ever touched them yet, so you're lucky if you're the first.

Wearing skin-tight dresses and high heels give me the confidence boost I need to try and pull blokes at the pub. I put in a lot of effort into how I look so if I see a gent who's interested then I make my move. It's a new age, ladies can make the fir...