My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I get off at weekends when I'm wasted. It makes getting off more exciting. When I'm hammered, smashed, plastered, I do stuffs that make blokes go mad. Some I don't remember, they just tell me in the morning and they say they love it.

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

Age is just a number. There may be signs of me not being in my prime, but my sexual skills are beyond compare. I have had so many nights pleasing men of all ages with my complex and musical tongue. My fingers have energized so many men.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.