I can't say I am happy with what I have not, because I am not. No matter how much money I have or how long are my free times, I can't feel happiness at all. Maybe I need the help of a vigorous young lad to feel pleased again.

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

A whore that wants a bloke who can keep up with my filthy day dreams. Can keep up with my horny mind, telling me how to make a fantasy better and help satiate the ache between my legs with just words. Spur me to touch myself when it get's too much.

I was engaged with my fiancé, but he was not faithful. Before the day of our marriage, I found out that he'd been having a dirty weekend with another lass, who's up the duff. I cried that time. It's too painful. I'm slowly recovering, but I'm only h...

I felt bloody gutted when my fiance went to a burton earlier than me. It took me a few years before I’ve finally gotten over the grief of him passing away. But now, I am ready to welcome someone into my life. Right now, all I need is someone who ca...