I'm someone a bloke's friends can get along well. I'm not picky when it comes to people I accept in my zone. As long as they're nice, I'd be delighted to have fun with them - drinking, playing, and doing silly things.

I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

Not to brag but I know how to handle randy men with ease. Though every now and then, a dishy lad comes along to turn my world upside down in the most delectable ways. I let them have their fun before I turn the tables around and start my own brand of...

It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.