Growing up in a conservative family, I didn't have the chance to explore my naughty and dirty sides. Back when I was younger, I also didn't have the chance to flirt with a bunch of lads. But now that I am older, I am ready to try every naughty thing ...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Fewer and fewer men are interested in committed relationships. I can’t really blame them. Who wants to be tied down when the world is filled with pretty girls like me who also refused to be with one man? I’d rather have naughty conversations diff...

People who know me well describe me as someone who is "crazy". it's for the simple reason that I act like one. I belt out some tunes when I'm in the mood no matter where I am. You can see me belting out while vaccuming our floor or while preparing a ...

Old but not weak. Old but not helpless. Old but not weary. I'm an optimistic person who's grateful for what she already has. But I'd even be more pleased if you can be a wonderful addition to my happiness.