Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Let me be brave and say that I am the perfect woman. I have the beauty, the brain and of course the personality. I don’t want to be arrogant but it’s very rare for a lady to have all these attributes, all at the same time. Aren’t you lucky to f...

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

I am the kind of gal who never gets contented with just one lad. I prefer to be with two or maybe three of them. I am not really sure why but I guess that's because I enjoy being the center of attention of numerous lads.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.