Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I have always been the enthusiastic one, literally up for anything. My motto is to live fast and die young, cliche I know, but I really love living life like that.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

As what you've already predicted, I have a lot of naughty thoughts that haunt me in my sleep. Wet dreams disturb me in the wee hours of the night and my fanny releases wet jelly waiting to be tasted by a soft mouth.

I like blokes who are capable of being hot and interesting without losing their manners. If you want to be my buddy, be polite. If you are one of those tough blokes, then you are in the wrong place. If you're nice to me, expect me to be seductive to ...

Teaching kids is my day profession so everything needs to be always prim and proper. But when the schooling ends, I want the parties to start. I can't finish a day without having a drink and finding someone to shag! It's like the schlong is my vitami...