I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I don't like to be controlled, but I don't want you to have the wrong idea. I'm not dominant either. I want equality between me and you. We should both have the freedom to be gentle and wild in bed whenever we want to.

I am currently working as a barista but I’ve been considering a career change. My plan is to become rich before I become too old to spend money and have some fun. But I’m not saying that I don’t want anything fun right now. As long as it’s na...

If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

About Me: I'm a fun-loving lass who loves light-hearted conversations with my friends, especially with handsome men. About You: You should have a sense of humor, and you should at least know how to make me smile.