My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

Having a circle of friends is very important, but what's more essential to me is having a great shot-term relationships with blokes who are as randy as I am. Sex is after all the epitome of a perfect life.

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

I'm passionate about making a lad's life happy by giving him what he needs. It's not just about getting off, but it's more about supporting him as he finds his way to become more successful. I want to be there when he's sad and when he's happy.

I care about the people I love. I always make sure that they're safe and they have everything they need. I'm a strong woman living in this 21st century. But behind my strong facade is a woman who longs to be cared for in an intimate way.

I am looking for a man who still smells nice after a long day. Someone who will not stink even after not taking a bath the whole day. Is there a lad like that here? I hope I am not asking for too much. All I want is someone who smells good.