I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

I've collected a lot of items through the years, my favourite would be the leather sex paraphernalia in the special trunk tucked away in my closet. I'm still waiting for the right lad to come along and use them on me.

Meet a lass who would steal your over-sized jumpers and wear them. They'd be treated with care, but they'd be overused. Blame their abundance of softness my lord. I mostly love to wear a very soft jumper with knee high stockings while in the house.

I am sick and tired of living a dull as a ditchwater life. I feel like my life is missing something. The lack of exciting adventure and fun events in my life is slowly making me lonely and miserable. I need a man who can turn my life around. A proper...