Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I've been bored and lonely for a while now. It is really hard to be old and have no one to fuck me when I feel like it. At my age, I don't need anything serious. All I want is a fit stud who can fuck me when I suddenly become wet and horny.

I like dark places. It's not that I love ghost hunting and such. The reason is I enjoy having a shag in the dark. The ambience of a completely dark place adds intimacy to it ̶ it's the intimacy that can't be found anywhere else.

Sloppy blowjobs and choking on cocks bring me a different kind of high. I ask the blokes I'm with to tell me how they want to get sucked or if they'd rather fuck my throat and make me drink down every last drop of their cum.

I am the kind of lady who likes to do it the roughest way possible. I don't mind getting kisses and spank marks all over my body and that's for as long as I am feeling the right amount of sexual pleasure that my body needs.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.