Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...

Don't worry about anything else while chatting with me. I want you to concentrate on me and forget about everything. Do you think you can do that? Are you willing to drop everything off just to have a chat with me? I want to be your priority and not ...

For a moment, I thought I'm ready to fall in love with someone and to be committed. But as soon as I realized how difficult it is to be in a relationship, I immediately forget about that thought. With that, I don't want someone to love, instead, I wa...

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!