Hallowe'en is coming up my favourite holiday. I get to bung house parties and meet handsome bachelors. Hook up and flings for now. Not getting into a serious relationship until I'm sexually satisfied. So just looking for someone to share intimacy wit...

Tired of having a mundane life. I have a very typical life where I wake up in the morning, go to work, and come home at night. No one prepares my meals. I do all the cooking by myself. While I love being alone, I'd like to add a bit of mixture in it....

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

If there is one thing you can say about yourself that will surely take my interest, what will it be? Say the right words, and we might skip all the unnecessary talk. I do apologize now if you don't receive anything from me. I only reply to the messag...