At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

This may sound a bit sad, but I am still looking for my knight in shining armour who can save me from this boring life. I know that I am a bit too old to believe that fairy tales happen in real life, but there's no harm in believing that a man who wi...

Wearing a tight dress and putting on my "fuck me" heels definitely spell trouble. Me and the gals would go pub crawling, drink as much shots as we can, and go dance until our legs are sore. If I get lucky, my heels are put to use and you'd find me sn...

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

Tell me what you first notice when you stumbled upon my profile, and I'll confirm if it's right or if I like it. Let's play. Don't kill the fun. This should be exciting. If you're honest, I'd do the same for you.

Laughter is the best medicine, so I always give blokes a daily dose of my sweet laughter. It's natural for me to laugh and to snicker a bit when a bloke does something goofy. Silly things and sarcasm make everything funny.