Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

I need someone who knows how to lick my baps and fanny as if they are ice cream. So, if there's a bloke here who is confident about his tongue skills, I need to know who you are as soon as possible so DM me!!!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I really think that being naughty and flirty are inborn characteristics because when I was younger, I already knew how to flirt well with guys and I just learned how to do it by myself. Of course, no one would even dare to teach me how to flirt, righ...

It has been years since I've experienced a toe curling orgasm, I'm quite huffy about it too. As I grew older, I felt more and more deprived of a good shag, not to mention that my husband can't keep it stiff anymore. Now I just want a youthful dick pl...