Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

I'm like an old soul trapped inside a young dame's body. I fancy vintage cars, old melody, Marilyn Monroe's sense of fashion and when it comes to sex, I'd prefer the old-school position, also known as the ''missionary position."

You may think that you already have a naughty and wild imagination, but let me tell you now, that I can make it even naughtier and wilder. I don't want to boast, but a little sprinkle of my dirty thoughts on you naughty imagination can result in a ki...

I am a sexy woman and I take pride in how I look. But if there is something that anyone who is interested in me should know is that I can be sexier when I’m not wearing anything at all. I am also a hard-working single woman who knows what she wants...