Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

I'm bold and daring. I travel by myself. When on the road, I don't use GPS. I love to communicate, so when I'm unsure of the location of a certain lovely place I stop and ask people. I've also tried kissing a stranger along the way.

A man who can play with me whenever I am bored and have nothing to do is what I need in my life at the moment. I don't want someone who expects me to be in a relationship with him. We can still do a lot of friends and acquaintances. For example, we c...

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...